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Definitely our standard checklist for any night out!
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You'd be surprised how many girls are REALLY into DIY!
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Let's just hope you don't bump into Chick Young!
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He pimped his Ho all the way to the white house! Well, nearly!!
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Ouch!! Be careful when you head down there!
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Altogether more pleasurable than being tarred and feathered!
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When a guys gotta eat, a guys gotta eat! Schlurp!
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At this moment you mean everything to meeee! yeah right!
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What a bitch she was....still would do her again though!
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Respect to the guy that takes one for the team!
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Gillian Anderson hottest FBI agent ever, she can inspect us anytime!
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We find coins don't work as well as £100 notes, they're guaranteed!
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And to think a donkey ride on Blackpool beach is at least a tenner!
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It's just a cross we all have to bear I guess!
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This could be both the best job and the worst job in the world! Go freelance and choose your clients carefully!!
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Keep it in your pocket....and keep the lid on for god's sake!
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What, just a horse? we're all hung like elephants here!
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Yes, yes, a sucking motion will definately deflate that head!
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Actually, better lock up your Aunties, wifes and mothers while you're at it!
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Wise words indeed, it doesn't matter what time it is or what state you're in!
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Yep, there's always been that special bond between milf and student!
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Sometime's she likes a different view, who are we to argue!
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That's definitely gonna need a rinse if he's using a urinal!
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You can keep your scuba and deep sea varieties thanks very much!
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And what a fantastically comfortable saddle she has too!
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Tall, short, fat, thin, why not give them all a bash!
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Bloody wifes...get a mistress..100% more fun!
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# What girl could possibly ignore this cry for help!
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And let's face it, there's nothing better is there!
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Little bugger...had the waterproofs on but he was a good swimmer!
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No really, get her locked up! We love a challenge!
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We couldn't possibly tell you what she does in her Castle!
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# Hi diddley dee, a single life for me! Binned!
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Please note . . No pussy's were harmed in the making of this t shirt!
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And at the end of it all there's always a gooey mess to clean up!
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Tomorrow's word is breakfast, give me a shout when it's ready!
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We always find that honesty is the best policy!
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Remember a little goes a long way, but please put a little on at least!
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Let us guess, your favourite animal is a beaver?
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Now we're talking, every man's fantasy....twins!
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Disclaimer. Dependant on alcohol levels, this box may be ticked!
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Obviously goes without saying that your younger sister is number 1 though!
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All depends whether there's a rest available for yer cue!
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# After 3am however, desperate measures..... anyone will do!
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Trying to think what the etc stands for, erm...nope no idea!
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And what a big boy he is too! Small home preferred though!
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# Aim for the sympathy vote, you never know, you may be lucky!
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# Sometimes rather look at the back than the front, perils of a wingman!
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# Always remember guys, there's no "I" in team..Do your duty!
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# As long as it's on a rota, we all need to be the Wingman sometimes!
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Swallow?..spit?..swallow?..spit?..decisions decisions
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