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ASBO

ASBO

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Altogether now.....It's fun to stay in (with) an A S B O !!!
BABY ON BOARD

BABY ON BOARD

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Ah well not too worry, only another 18 years and then you get a life again!
BEND ROVER

BEND ROVER

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The phrase Rover least likes hearing when he goes to the vet!

CAMEL TOW

CAMEL TOW

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Which is faster...a camel or a dromedary? or Usain Bolt?!!
DADS TAXI

DADS TAXI

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Good news, Dadcabs now provide an automated callback service!
DESIGNATED DRINKER

DESIGNATED DRINKER

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Designated driver you say, pah, no bloody chance!

DESIGNATED DRIVER

DESIGNATED DRIVER

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Expect to be swore at, watch others have fun and be puked on! Enjoy!!
DRIVE IT

DRIVE IT

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The most fun on four wheels, tartan trousers optional!
EASY STREET

EASY STREET

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Can you tell me how to get, how to get to E a sey Street!

FANCY ME

FANCY ME

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Smile goddammit smile, no I said smile....not cry!
FILTH

FILTH

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Also affectionately known as Rozzers, Scum, Pigs, Bizzies etc etc!
FREE TAXI

FREE TAXI

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I passed my test so I could go kerb crawling and go to 24 hour McDonalds!

GET IN SIT DOWN

GET IN SIT DOWN

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Doors, who needs doors...you'll be wanting a roof next!
GOOD REAR

GOOD REAR

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A good sign of a Good Year is the number of good rears!
HIGHWAY ROBBERY

HIGHWAY ROBBERY

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only 2 in 10 camera's actually have film, crack one open to see!

LIVED IN CAR

LIVED IN CAR

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We know a guy who lived in a car, he couldn't get Channel 5 though!
LOST YOUR CAT

LOST YOUR CAT

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Or failing that, try the kitchen of the Kum Bum Suk on the High Street!
MUMS TAXI

MUMS TAXI

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OK, you're braver than us if you're going home in mum's taxi!!

MY OTHER RIDE

MY OTHER RIDE

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And what a fantastically comfortable saddle she has too!
PARKING

PARKING

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OK, quick show of hands, whose parked in a disabled space at Tesco??!!
POLICE AWARE

POLICE AWARE

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and they've informed immigration, trading standards and customs, bugger!

POLICE DECOY

POLICE DECOY

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Yes, Police decoy vehicles are souped up Corsa's...cunning eh!
QUALIFYING

QUALIFYING

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Of course I can't remember the last mile, I was going faaar to fast!
ROUTE 666

ROUTE 666

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Quite literally the highway to hell! . . Be sure to wear a seatbelt!

ROUTE 69

ROUTE 69

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So called because of the fantastic places to stop and er...enjoy the view?
THE STIG

THE STIG

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Some say....that he orders his t shirts from Bluemantshirts.com!!
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