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Kicks like a mule! and that's pretty bloody hard!
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So do barnacles if you stay in the sea long enough!
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Imagine that, the ghosts of page 3 girls from the past, nice!
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Which is faster...a camel or a dromedary? or Usain Bolt?!!
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As camp as a row of pink chiffon tents as they say!
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You know....the fat one who wants to go home early! usually!!
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Who knew there were that many types of punctuation, dirty things!
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Nothing better than vegging on the couch and eating potato based products!
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Ouch!! Be careful when you head down there!
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Yeahh!! now we're talking...ruff, ruff, ruff!!
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But they can reach places other garden ornaments can't reach!
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Remember please leave quietly, it's a residential area!
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We find coins don't work as well as £100 notes, they're guaranteed!
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And to think a donkey ride on Blackpool beach is at least a tenner!
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Probably rather be a babe magnet having given it some thought!
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Censorship is definately a storm in Mary Whitehouse's tea cup!
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Those guys look like they wouldn't think twice about popping a cap in yo ass!
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We definitely want some of what this smiler's having!
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Hmm, depends what you're hoovering up though surely!
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Keep it in your pocket....and keep the lid on for god's sake!
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What, just a horse? we're all hung like elephants here!
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You can tell a lot about a man by the length of his ruler!
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Nope, those aren't dumbells, they're shish kebabs!
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We know an interesting irony . . non-iron shirts still need bloody ironed!
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Wife went on holiday....Jamaica? No, she went of her own accord!
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They've got great runners, surely they've got great diggers too!
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Think we all know who the ultimate winner will be here!
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He's inside for extortion .. wouldn't think it to look at the wee chap!
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That's the ticket, get her pissed out of her mind, never fails!
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Yes, yes, a sucking motion will definately deflate that head!
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For the guy that can go off at any minute....a bit like semtex!
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And let's face it, there's nothing better is there!
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They should carry ashtrays as well, just in case we want to put our fags out!
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Careful though, don't go phoning £5 per minute lines at 4am! (The £10 per minute ones are better).
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Such an aptly titled game for the eventual outcome isn't it!
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Please note . . No pussy's were harmed in the making of this t shirt!
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I am the god of hell fire and I bring you....a fire extinguisher!
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Wow that is one massive rat....or tiny donkey, whichever!
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Must be rockin'....Grandma's obviously gone off for a boogie!
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Flintstones, meet the Flintstones...Wilmaaaaaaaa!
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Life is like a box of chocolates.....coffee creams included!
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Rumours are unfounded that these are in fact the new B&Q uniform!
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The children are the future, we owe it to them to get our end away!
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It's not a proper shift unless you wake up in a different week though!
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And at the end of it all there's always a gooey mess to clean up!
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Sofa King noticed a gap in the market . . Sofa's with attitude!
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And North Korea's got a scary little man and nuclear weapons!
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Let us guess, your favourite animal is a beaver?
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I do believe that's a French horn...oooh la la!!
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# Thr trick is to get them to sit a bit further up your body though!
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But you can't watch the telly running outdoors can you!
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# Or Sir Trev to his mates, wouldn't last 2 minutes in Brixton!
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All depends whether there's a rest available for yer cue!
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Unlike crime . . which, incidentally, is much more fun!
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Telephone call for mr W. Anchor....Hugh Jarse? P. Ness?
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And what a big boy he is too! Small home preferred though!
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